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The politically correct form of Nigger Jim.
I can't believe we have to call him N Word Jim now. Mark Twain must be rolling over in his grave.
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A martial art developed in the early twenty first century, it is used primarily to combat bar tabs at Miller's Ale house, employment, and other people wearing Affliction t-shirts. While the true origins of this discipline still remain shrouded in a form of Oriental mysticism, it is believed that it was first used on December 30th, 2006 when Tito Ortiz lost to Chuck Liddell in UFC 66. According to legend, two men went to the bar and ordered a shot of whiskey. While engaged in a heated argument over the fight one of the guys, enraged by the other patron's equally misinformed opinion, attempted a take down he learned from his free MMA lessons at the Y. The two men proceeded to writhe on the floor. Beers were spilt. Ed Hardy t-shirts were ripped. Words like "arm bar," "triangle choke" and guillotine" were thrown around with reckless abandon. Most other people thought they had gone into an epileptic seizure. It was then that Jim Bean Jutsu was born.
Did you see that guy in the fedora? Yeah, he tried to administer Jim Beam Jutsu on the bouncer. That's why he is getting placed on the gurney.
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A brief sexual encounter, a quickie
Dude, I saw Meghan stop by your apartment yesterday afternoon, but she left a few minutes later.
She just wanted to Jim my John between classes.
When a guy puts his dick in a girl/guys but then sucks it and says " mmmm spicy"
dude I got an Italian slim Jim last night it was amazing
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Used to calm someone down when overzealously destroying something. In other words, "enough already."
*Alex stabs someone in the face 38 times*
Jesus christ already, he's dead Jim.
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its when your jim jams are jamming too hard
Yo bro i just had a jimmy jim jam moment XD rawr
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Pure liquid gold in a bottle. Smooth enough to be chugged, but strong enough to get you blackout drunk with cum stains on your mattress.
Guy 1: Hey could you grab me a Reds Apple Ale?
Guy 2: Stop being a pussy and take a shot of Jim Beam Apple.