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Big Boy Jocks

girls undies that look like guys jocks ( girls undies with buttons at the front or a pocket)

i only like to wear big boy jocks

i have big boy jocks on today

big boy jocks are so comfy

by giraffelovemuch October 26, 2008

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mike ditkas jock strap

A very smelly and used garment, also the name of my uncleโ€™s fantasy football team

Mike ditkas jock strap smells like ass

by Fiendish end November 2, 2023


Get off my jock strap

Get out of my face or drop it. Just leave me alone stop nagging me!!!

Person 23: i can not tell u enough but you really need to get off my stinkin couch and go get a job before i get back from school today or else.
Person 28: ahhh... I will dude i just need to recover from being sick get off my jock strap!

by Al nordin August 29, 2011

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fur lined jock strap

An accessory for a young woman athlete, especially in skiing.

"That gal is a mediocre skier. I hope she wears a fur lined jock strap."
"From the looks of her ski pants, she must be wearing
a fur lined jock strap."

by Jimmiebb January 21, 2006

3๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Step The Fuck Off My Jock

A slang term meaning, back up, or give me my space. Very clingy girls tend to be told to "step the fuck off my jock".

Used in Cobra Starship's song, Smile For The Paparazzi.

Sure, she was hot, but in the end I had to tell her to step the fuck off my jock.

Yo, dude. Step the fuck off my jock!

by saporta:3 March 18, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


y-front cock pocket jock rockets

A disgusting type of underpant when worn upon a young man that could be characterised by their seamy beige colour and (in most cases) exceedingly optimistic pocket for storing manhood snugly. They sit low on the hips and are in much the same fashion as a short, and are unfortunately very prone to showing the slightest skidmark, nay the barest touching of cloth by the turtle's head, in glaring, nauseating contrast.
Men who favour the y-front cock pocket jock rocket, are likely to be of the dopey gurning toothpick calibre, and in nearly all cases may also be placed in the try-hard pigeonhole.

That doopyloopy fucking stayed the night at my house, and jocked it in my bed next to me wearing nothing but his horrible y-front cock pocket jock rockets!

by becy May 3, 2005

52๐Ÿ‘ 74๐Ÿ‘Ž


She's been on more Jocks than Tube Socks

Referring to a particullarly promiscuous female. Jock meaning the male genatalia and tube socks is a reference to the common practice of masterbating with a sock on your penis to avoid a messy clean up

Guy 1:"Dude, Susan looks good, what I would do to hit that!
Guy 2: I'd stay clear here man, from what I've heard she's been on more jocks than tube socks.

by Samoth Renkei 903 September 25, 2009

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