Matt Cooke

Evander Kane's personal bitch

Evander Kane just made Matt Cooke look like a bitch by knocking him out in one punch.

7👍 1👎

matt day

Leaving work so ridiculously early that it doesn’t even make sense that you went into work to begin with.

I just got to work but i need a Matt day.

8👍 2👎

Amanda and Matt

Amanda and Matt are the perfect couple. They understand eachother better than their best friends. Amanda and Matt will never have an end or a last of anything. Life goes on as Matt and Amanda love forever.<3

Amanda: Look at that sexy Matt!!
Matt: We're Amanda and Matt together forever!

36👍 15👎

Matt Tuck

Sexiest man alive... ever... EVER

Matt Tuck is the sexiest man alive

183👍 90👎

Older Matt

A skilled and powerful wizard.

Older Matt just owned Baby Matt.

12👍 3👎

Matt Books

A Brain Surgeon / Rock Star / Rocket Scientist. He became famous in the 1960's with his hit singles "I'm Matt Books" and "Hey you bitch, I'm fucking Matt Books." and his ultra popular "I think I'm Matt Books, but I may be fucking high."


Also a term to describe the native tribe Matt Bookians.

"Holy shit dude, I was attacked by fucking Matt Bookians yesterday. They sang songs to show their love to me like "I'm Matt Books" scary shit dude.

12👍 3👎

Matt Skiba

Lead singer and guitarist for Alkaline trio, and of course, fucking hot.
His lyrics are pure poetry.

Crack my head open on your kitchen floor
To prove to you that I have brains
Meanwhile, tin men are lead by little girls
Down golden roads that lead to nowhere
Fine time to fake a seizure
Feel your mouth on mine, you're saving me




lol, <3 matt skiba.

25👍 9👎