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a) noun
synonym for epicness or awesomeness; in its presence one is filled with awe
b) literary device
used to describe the feeling of having one's breath taken away by epic beauty or the like
a) "Wow, that is really Morgan Freeman..."
b) "I feel like I just died and woke up to the face of Morgan Freeman..."
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A sex position in which the girl sits on a bathroom sink and the guy strikes a Captain Morgan pose at the point of penetration
I walked in on my friend doing his girlfriend Captain Morgan-style the other day
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an amazing wonder full girl that i am in total love with she is beautifull drop dead sexy
Morgan Ablett makes me soo happy i couldnt live with out her
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He is a mangish mun hoo lieks 2 go pley in z mudd at t zoooo
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When a dude is accused of sexual misconduct in the workplace and then loses his job. Stems from Morgan Freeman's fall into national scrutiny for his alleged sexual harassment of women.
- Dude, did you hear? Our boss, Nathan got Morgan Freemaned!
- No way bro, did he grope the secretary again!?
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1. A fictional character from an alchoholic beverage. Deprived of a black haired eye patch wearing pirate, but the actual captain has not been seen until...
2. CAPTAIN MORGAN! Ryan Costis, resident in Washington. He attends school and enjoys hanging with his wench, working on his new boat (thus leaving his old boat in dismay) and abandoning his 1st and 2nd mates
1. Captain Morgan was here!
2. CAPTAIN MORGAN IS AS GOOD AT MAKING LOVE AS HE IS MAKING RUM!
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Well she can be nice to the people she wants to be nice to, but at times she could be the fucking devil, she never gets heart broken she will always break hearts. She for someone reason “Hates dating” probably because she’s shit at it, but apart from that and her having good friends, she’s a alright person
Oh god Someone just pulled a evelina Morgan on me
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