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When you look big but you're not really that big. No strength behind the muscles. Fake fuckin' muscles. Weak men have popcorn muscles.
Ivan Bogovich has popcorn muscles. Ivan Bogovich is a weak man. Ivan Bogovich didn't wipe his butt until middle school.
a person who believes he is strong whether he is really fat or skinny. often confused with invisable muscles
look at hank tryin to get them girls he must have some invisa-muscles.
false bravado
When someone becomes "tough" and "combative" in an email, but never in person, or on the phone. A false show of digital power and might. A manifestation of their own sense of righteous indignation.
Email Muscles
Ninja 1 in an email format: "I asked you for that report last week you never responded, I'm losing confidence in you and your firm & will take my business else where."
Ninja 1 in a phone conversation: "Hey buddy, I know you have been busy, any chance of getting that report any time this week? No rush!"
The large, basically useless muscles of bodybuilders, Californians and Jersey Shore Characters.
Mike "The Situation" has a lot of flash muscle. Urijah Faber could beat him with one hand.
a level five chad with rizz from ohio
person 1: Yo are you sigma skibidi? i heard you were!
person 2: Nahh but Mathias is a lskibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five.
The response to someone who came up with an idea that requires very little thought.
"I just got this wicked idea to mix vodka with coke! I call it... the vodka-coke!"
"Wow bro, don't strain any muscles"
What many men (particularly fans of Jersey Shore) secretly call their penis. Despite the fact that said penis might be barely two inches long, many of these self-deluded men still believe any woman will instantly drop honey at just a quick sight of the muscle of might.
"Dude, that chick is gonna totally want some of my muscle of might. I bet she's riding me in five minutes."