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When A Guy Is Masterbating --
Beat Your Meat -- What A Treat
OH MY GOD.......!!!
waxing your dolphin
your
cock
beating your meat
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The reverse of the Dolphin Cry (where the male is have doggie style sex with a female and proceeds to remove his member from her vagina and insert it in to her anus). With the reverse, the female sneaks a strap-on dildo on to herself and applies the same technique to her male partner.
"Everything was going great until that bitch made me Reverse Dolphin Cry"
"I thought I was suddenly shitting myself but it turns out my girlfriend was forcing me to Reverse Dolphin Cry"
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Pet my dolphin is another word for handjob
My new girlfriend wants to pet my dolphin.
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Using a paralytic, paralyze your significant other while going to doggy style. She will need to be breathed for causing you to use a bag valve mask while doing the dirty. Causing a dolphin like noise.
Man I totally Dirty Dolphined my girl last night, felt like I was freeing Willy!
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I'd sure like to let my bottled nose dolphin swim in her fish tank
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Ancient martial art, originating in Atlantis. Characterised by the rapid and precise wielding of stuffed toy dolphins. This deadly art is famous for the "Dolphin wordCock Slub/word", a lethal strike to the face with a large dolphin.
A pimp who learns Tae Kwon Dolphin is empowered to properly pimp-slap his hoes with minimum effort.
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Your moms pussy is all dry so I prefer to shine my dolphin
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