shine your dolphin

See Pulling your pudding

Your moms pussy is all dry so I prefer to shine my dolphin

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Slam pocket

N.,
1. Slang for the female sexual organ
2. A deep vagina
3. If she's a skank, its more of a deep pocket or a ravine

1. "Yeah, I'd shove it in her slam pocket."

2. "There's not a lot of foliage around her slam pocket."

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vodcock

The limp, flaccid penis of a drunken man.

After all those shots, Jimbo had a serious case of vodcock when Bobby-Joe went to give him a blowjob.

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beastmaster

A man who can harness the power of Ragnarok, and happens to sweat enormously through his felt clothes. He is so manly that he can bend steel with his eyes.

Bojangles, the original Beastmaster tasked with defending the Shire was responsible for the defeat of Thusla Doom.

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