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The biggest dildo ever made by man.
It was capable of fucking the sky to take people (such as the Crapollo and Fapollo asstronauts) to the Moon.
It fucked the sky harder than men could ever fuck women.
It created the most extreme form of rape by all definitions (such as sky rape and ear rape).
It was so powerful that even the Muslims heard and felt it’s almighty power, making them shout ALLAHU AKBAR until it disappeared into space.
Ben: I find dildos interesting to search on.
Gregory: Do you remember the Saturn 5?
Ben: Yeah, it took men to the Moon?
Gregory: I remember.
Ben: That must’ve been the biggest and most powerful dildo ever made.
Gregory: It sure was, and it could be felt so many miles away.
Ben: It must’ve raped everyone harder than anything else could.
Gregory: Yeah, even from miles away.
Its October 5ith national go skate day a day were everyone gos out and skates until they are to tired to move anymore
Are you going out for october 5ith? naw man thats way to tireing
Your top 5 females currently in your rotation. subject to trades and being dropped.
“yeah isabell is in my starting 5 recently; head game strong af”
A blatant lie made by someone who clearly still hasn't showered, eaten, or gotten changed yet. This person will probably not show up within an hour.
Kieffer Orszulak: leaving in 5
Me: cut the shit dude
No sharing food day
On this day u don’t share ur food with anyone
Friend asked u for food u say it’s 5 November no sharing food day
Post you crush or let your friends expose you
*post a random person on their story on december 5
The perfect song that ends Chill Hour. 5 O’Clock by T-Pain
“Yo it’s time. ‘It’s 5 O’clock in the morning, conversation got boring’ “
*5 O’clock plays “Ight guys talk to y’all Tomorrow”