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an illiterate fob who's a 4th grader and has strong male attributes but, surprisingly, is female.
{on the phone}
fob: what's your name?
me: what's YOUR name?
fob: where you go?
me: where YOU go?
fob: where your mom?
me: where YOUR mom?
fob: wh-...
me: {hangs up}
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a song from ray William Johnson
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
When you engage in the act of sex with someone’s mother
An insult used to degrade someone without context or meaning. Just an attempt at ruining someone’s day
I twatted your mom, sister, brother and nephew. I twatted them good
An insult used to degrade someone without context or meaning. Just an attempt at ruining someone’s day
I twatted your mom, sister, brother and nephew. I twatted them good
When your bestfriend has sex with your mom
Bob:"hey, where were you last night? I called you like a million times.
Jack:"lets just say that your moms a party. Winky face"
an expression basically saying to "calm down" but in a more jokingly insulting manner, including the phrase "your mom". If someone says something really dramatically, that you can say "your mom" to, you can basically say "calm your mom".
Girl: "OMG that spider is UGLY."
Me: "Dude, CALM YOUR MOM."