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The 44th President of the United States. Born in Hawaii in 1962 to a mother from Kansas and a father from Kenya. Attended Harvard Law School, became a community organizer in Chicago and later served as a state senator and U.S. senator from Illinois. Inaugurated January 20, 2009, succeeding President George W. Bush. A Democrat.
Barack Obama is the first black President of the United States.
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Pretty cool guy thats running for president.
My Favorite Quote from Barack Obama on the subject on our good friend cannibas-
Barack Obama-I inhaled. That was the point.
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The president, of the great United States of America
Democrat: I voted for Barack Obama and be became president!
Republican:...
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Our only hope for a black president.
Bill Clinton was the closest to a black president, but Barack Obama is ACTUALLY black and our only hope.
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An able president who, by not having anything wrong with his credentials, history, or thought process, brought out the worst in republicans. Starting from the moment he was announced as a nominee, all the way through his presidency, the republican party has pulled every dirty trick in the book, and, as you can see here on UD, they have resorted to the lowest of low: incomprehensible, vague and nonconstructive comments, mostly using the world liberal, as if it meant something other than "live and let live," as well as socialism as if we didn't already have socialized libraries, police/fire departments, schools, and post offices. He destroyed their party, and now they are licking their wounds while lashing out at anyone who tries to help. They SHOULD be soul-searching and re-evaluating their methods, or they will never be a formidable opponent to us democrats ever again, and will continue to provide Comedy Central and the rest of comedians around the globe something to make fun of. For now, collectively, they appear to be calling themselves anarchists (who still want religion imposed on their government), who will move to Canada to escape potential socialism, which is hilarious.
I can't believe people still don't like Barack Obama, they honestly think McCain, Mr. Trickle-down-economics, Mr. Has-the-stupidest-person-as-a-running-mate, was a better candidate. You seriously have to have half a brain to have thought that. Ron Paul would've been far greater an opponent.
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The goddamn goat. Anyone who says otherwise is a conservative snowflake. The man is more well spoken than Amy Schumer is unfunny, if I were gay I would totally make this man my senpai, and he's just an intelligent man. I'm not going to say his presidency was perfect, but it was damn near the closest. Obama is the goat.
Barack Obama: *Best president who ever existed*
Conservative Snowflake: Nah this man sucked balls bro *pulls up panties and kisses boyfriend*
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Borrowed stimulus dollars, pumped into the economy by the Obama administration, that predatory institutions, companies and individuals are eyeing like a piece of rare steak. The institutions, companies and individuals that caused the global economic melt down are changing their focus to benefit from these Obama Dollars.
"My job in finance evaporated when the regulators came into Merrill Lynch and found out just how greedy and predatory we had been over the last decade. Its no problem, I safely invested my bonus money over the last three years because I knew the game would be over soon. I am going to take that money and start a company which will capitalize on Obama Dollars. Maybe something in the energy field. Once I meet with my Rep and Senator I will let you know the best area to move the money into".
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