A cross between a yoga pose and a sexual act that's as difficult to master as is cutting a pineapple in half.
So me and kirsten totally pulled off the coveted half pineapple last night. My legs are gonna be sore for weeks
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word used in place of the word sex/sexual activities
Lauren: Would you like to pineapple with me?
Kyle: OK!!!!
or
Lauren: What were you doing last night?
Liz: I was pineapple-ing with some boy.
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The route and how fast a pineapple can be shoved up your ass.
"Dude that shit went up there pineapple express"
"No shit"
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Is the sexual act and/or process performed by males, which consist of eating sweet fruits such as pineapples to generate sweet tasting semen or male ejaculate primarily for the receiving sexual partner to taste or eat after a facial
"Dude last night I gave her a taste of the pineapple express. She noticed i had eaten some pretty sweet Dole pineapples."
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The act of ejaculating inside of a pineapple and leave the cum in it leaving the insides white
Parker: hey idk what you did to the pineapple but itβs amazing Jackson: oh jeez blayne did the white pineapple again
Blayne: teehee
Parker: man itβs just.. idk itβs salty and itβs discolored but itβs just magnificent
Jackson and Blayne: Parker listen thatβs pretty FUCKING GAY
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When a girl drinks a pineapple smoothie and gives you head. Not the best due to the citrus causing your dick to sting.
Bro #1: "Dude that girl totally gave me a pineapple swirl last night! "
Bro #2: " Yo man is your dick okay?!"
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When a man stick his dick in a pile of shit shoves it in the women's ass then shoves it her vagina and the women licks the mans penis while it's still covered in shit
You really gave me a great German pineapple last night Justin
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