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One who pirates poo; a captain of a poo-going vessel with a full poo crew.
Good sir, i believe you to be a poo pirate!
I say!
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The Rusty Pirate is when you're banging a chick in her shit pipe from behind and then proceed to further own her whorish soul by reaching into her mouth with your index fingers and applying the always effective and potent technique known as the double fish hook. But wait, there's more... you then add the audible tone of "Arrrr, walk my plank you Sea Donkey!"
~ The End
After my date gave me the Rusty Trombone, I felt the need return the favor and proceeded to give her the Rusty Pirate. Arrrr!!!
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noun, verb- When a girl is on her knees sucking your dick, you pull out just before you blow and skeet in her eye. after that you kick her in the knee so she jumps around on one leg with her hand covering her eye like a pirate
becky needed glasses after the anrgy pirate i gave her last night
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When a woman fails to give up the pussy and falls asleep for the night, jerk off onto one of her eyes and tie a bandana around her head so that it is covering the injected eye socket. When she awakens, the cum will be dry and when she rips the dried bandana off she screams "arrrrrrgh" like a pirate.
The bitch fell asleep early last night without giving it up so I gave her the pirate suprise.
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a portable hard drive with all pirated games, music, or videos
Hey Ockbar do you have Dragon age: Origins on your Pirate ship?
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right before you're about to blow your load, you pull it out and shoot it in her eye. then kick her in the shin and watch her do the crooked pirate!
I just turned my girlfriend into a crooked pirate. She was hobbling around with a patch on her eye.
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One who pillages and plunders the unexplored crevices of the ass.
*insert name here* is a flaming ass pirate!
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