Holy Roman Chainsaw

When someone hits your back in a circular motion like a toddler, and it feels like a back massage

Dude, that man with tiddies gave me a Holy Roman Chainsaw

Roman Horse Rope Pull

A way of pleasuring one’s self by tightly wrapping a thin rope around their genial, tying the other end to a horse then having the horse gallop away. When the rope comes undone unblocks the blood flow back into the genitals, transpiring into great pleasure.

Tom had never tried the Roman Horse Rope Pull, but when he got to his uncle’s ranch he knew it was time.

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Self ROMAN-thicker

The art of utmost self love by simply doing stuff or shit just for you, and you , and no one else.

My friend Roman invented the art of utmost self appreciation, so he looked me in the eye and said: Michael, I do stuff today only based on self ROMAN-thicker my brother.

I feel so sexy in this suit, total self ROMAN-thicker domination game going on.

harajuku._.roman

An Italian Nicki Minaj fanpage that isn't afraid to tell their opinion. They're known for having a rabbit named Oliver and for spitting always facts. Once they used to have an account with 484 followers, but it got banned with no reason. It will be the Prime Minister of Italy by 2038.

Do you know that tiktok account named harajuku._.roman?
Yeah, I love them. They always say nothing but facts.
Me too.

Roman martin

A flopper who has transformed into human form

That boy is like roman martin

My Roman Empire

The phrase "My Roman Empire" is a bit of a "meme" people use to refer to something that doesn't get out of their heads, they think about it all the time. For example I enjoy listening to Mitski singing, My Roman Empire is listening to Mitski singing.

My Roman Empire.

roman cortina

Better than all Sydneys

The roman cortina is awesome he is better than Sydney