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When you are doing a girl well from behind and she releases a large quantity of liquid that smells like urine all over your bed
Doing her well from behind set off the 'ol dutch sprinkler system
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Hungover/dead in various parts of body
Weekend immune system got me dead
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The way men can be measured with how well they do with women and sexual favors. Every man starts with 200 points. deduction amounts are determined by other men.
The Man Point System is as follows:
Quick Kiss: +1
Make out: +5
Feel up: +15
Hand job/finger: +25
Blow Job/ Eat out: +50
Sex: +100 (each different girl)
+ 75 (each time with same girl)
other acts are your choice as long as you have approval by other men
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Ticket System Balls (TSB) are what people grow when their IT group installs a ticketing system. It takes some of the human element out of the transaction, so people become emboldened. See also e-balls
Before ticket system balls: "Hey guys, we think there might be a problem with devtools, can you help us out? Thanks, we love you."
After ticket system balls: "3 people have looked at this. The system time is fine. We think it's a cruise thing. But it happened RIGHT after devtools was rebuilt after the swirley incident. (see Red Swirley). I've given up on suggesting anything. You guys always yell at us for doing that. I am here to point out issues. You are here to resolve issues."
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The bear rating system is a way for guys to inconspicuously scope out girls and discuss them between themselves.
There are several different bear levels.
- A Koala Bear is a girl that is attractive but simply looks too young.
- A Panda bear is a girl that is cute and cuddly, and usually wears cute clothes , etc.
- A Polar Bear is a girl that is chill to talk to or joke around with. This usually is a combination of another type of bear. This is the only bear that uses personality as a factor, and is not exclusive.
- A Black Bear is an unclassifiable bear that still gets a "Would hit it"
- A Grizzly bear is an extremely hot, bite-your-knuckles girl.
- A Bear Hunt is when a girl is either ugly beyond reason or extremely annoying.
The terms can also apply as verbs and adjectives.
"Holy shit dude, GRIZZLY BEAR"
"The girl at the counter is the most Polar Bear girl"
"Dominic is Panda Bearing right now, look at him talk to that girl"
"Dude, 9oclock, Panda
Nah dude, Black Bear"
"-You guys are so shallow with this bear rating system
-Shut up or I'll have to go on a bear hunt"
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As u are getting head from ur gf, a random girl, or ........other... as ur moment of truth comes to put the creamer in the coffee let her kno its time and whip ur tower of power all over the place while smacking her in the face at the same time
as the man was getting his rim job of doom he whipped his monkey out of its cave did a full 360 spin and preformed a sprinkler system slap all over his womans face!!! wat a boss :D
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009 Sound System is one of the 'memes' of 2007/2008, and it is a music producer. It originated from the songs "Dreamscape" and "Trinity" which has been used in tutorial video's (These tutorial video's also have the distinguishable Notepad interface or the Hypercam watermark).
Since young YouTube only has a minute amount of music to choose from, the song was very overused, due to no copyright and the tune. Due to the overuse people started hating the song. On top of that, the tune of both songs were high (trance) synthesizers, so it became even more annoying.
Now it is for most 'older' people a nostalgia trip, since by the time we are in 2017, the song looks like it is gone from youtube.
This is the standard format of tutorial video's.
"Blue background and black letters (windows movie maker was often used) showing the title"
"Dreamscape or "Trinity" from 009 Sound system plays"
"WindowsXP screen appears (Note the hypercam watermark)"
"User opens Notepad"
"A slow typing tutorial begins"
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