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A group of people who may appear to be awkward together but instead, they aren't. The Jk's and BP's are a group of friends who like to make music together. They are commonly lower-level university students.
ex.) Those JK's and BP's will be at open mic tonight, wanna go?
Sorry, I can't come. I am hanging out with Jeff Kingsbury and the British Prostitutes.
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A show with British bakers who are super nice to each other instead of the American baking shows where everyone hopes the other guy drops his patisserie.
People in American baking shows: *Snearing at the other bakers in the kitchen*
The Great British Baking Show: "Unfortunately contestant A will be leaving us"
Everyone: *Cries and hugs the person leaving*
the secret rulers of the world
I know about the Jew, British and French Huguenot thing. But nobody else does.
...they even have some of that high class british porn!
"almost...almost...almost...there we are"
"well done"
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The act of washing a butt with tea and a side of pure white sugar (jizz)
I have my girl a British butt wash
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AKA: The GBBO, The Bake-Off
A show that all of Britain watches every year to see who's baking is the best
And to see who's baking falls, tastes horrible, lookes shite, or just isn't quite to the standard of bread Paul wants.
WARNING: NEVER SPOIL THE WINNER
Reason: you don't want to get shanked
Solution: always check if the other people have seen it before you say any names
Person 1: "have you seen the Bake-Off (Great British Bake Off) yet?"
Person 2: "yeah, I can't believe George won! He did so terribly the first few rounds!"
Person 1: "DON'T SPOIL IT YOU EEJIT, I'VE NOT SEEN IT YET!"
The tendency for a teenage and amateur white British guitarist to play "wonderwall" by oasis on guitar
WBT victim: "help i cant stop playing wonderwall"
doctor: oh no son it looks like you have 'white british teen syndrome'