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A religion created for no good reason but did good. It has a pope and a bishop they love slavery. They love to smoke the bong and make Jewish ice cream.
Jacwin ' what religion should I join?'
Pope Sam wise the 4th 'Jew cream of course'
Jacwin ' I like to smoke the bong'
Pope Sam wise the 4th 'Same here bud'
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A creamy boy, similiar to a creamburger mcflurry who's insides are made up of gravy and cream. Usually stupid and clueless, and continues to make 'lol' jokes. You will find a clueless cream wearing brown creamy fake skater boots and supre skinny jeans and a dirty short top. When you do, KILL.
A clueless cream can be found in the form of a cheesey slime called christian.
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A cream cocktail is when a man cums into a cocktail glass and then serves it to his unsuspecting wife.
OMG Johnny you're such a prankster giving me a cream cocktail!
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The act of shitting in a womans vagina and then fucking her til you cum in her
I fucked her through my shit until I came dude. Best kahlua and cream ever
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Cream soda is cum soda and if you drink it and like it you like guys
He is so gay because he loves cream soda.
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An antiseptic cream, which doesn't actually exist, specifically for the purpose of applying to enflamed, grazed, chafed, cut or swollen nipples.
By the end of the marathon, Morticia's nipples were so swollen and red-raw, having just had a sweaty running shirt chafing them for a good 4 hours or more, that she applied a whole tube of titty cream to both of them.
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A euphemism for fluid produced during female ejaculation (also termed "squirting" or "gushing").
"The night was going really well until she shot her papaya cream all over my face."
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