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Where Country boys find out where the Boys will be drinking
City Slicker- Yo Man where are we drinking tonight?
Man- Brother the redneck grape vine told gave me a place
City Slicker- who’s the red neck grape vine
Man- Go home you City Boys this is the Stix
The loose grapes that you find at the bottom of the bag.
I'll finish off the free range grapes.
When you attach four grapes to a cocktail stick and use them as anal beads, only to clench and juice them into a glass, creating the forbidden Ribena
Guy 1: "Dude did you get lucky with that Ryan guy last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, we watched some Chuck and tucked into a Mongolian Grape Drip afterwards!"
the best flavor in the whole fucking world like oh mygod i love it so frickin muchhh
guy: "hey, what's your favorite flavoring?"
absolutely awsome guy: "iartificial grape flavoring i fucking love it aaAAA"
Similar to a standard skull-fucking, with a delightful twist. The difference being that during your hemorrhoidal flare-up you turn around 180 degrees and slam your ass into her forehead. Her natural reaction will be to move the grapes away so the puss doesn’t drip into her eyes.
Our typical skull-fucking was getting old, so we progressed to the concord grape handler.
It takes a special California girl to request the concord grape handler.
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To waste someone's time doing something that doesn't mean anything.
Patrick: "I went ahead and made some tea to go with dinner."
Jamie: "Sweet or unsweet?"
Patrick: "Unsweet."
Jamie: "What am I, a Yankee? I ain't drinking that shit! Peel me a grape!"
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Grape Kool-Aid is what you drink when it kind of some Sherwood, Oak Alley kind of stuff, your a bit crazy in the head and throw the duece real high.
"What are you smiling? You think this is funny?"
"Well it's kind of on some Sherwood, Oak Alley kind of stuff"
"Why did you do it?"
"Yeah, I'm a bit crazy in the head"
"Are you on drugs?"
"No, I just throw the duce real high, grape Kool-Aid!"
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