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Completely useless; just for looks
Can also be said about Batman's uniform
That's about as useful as nipples on a breastplate!
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An unofficial day held every year on the second Friday of October (coincides with World Egg Day yearly). Typically falls around the 11th to the 14th of October depending on how the day falls.
The day began as a joke from online sex roleplay chatrooms but has gained some mainstream attention elsewhere online.
Free use means that a couple must engage in sex whenever one of the members of the couple wants to have sex, even if the other member is not horny. In free use, as long as one member is horny, the couple is required to have some kind of sexy time.
You: Hey babe, my cock is hard. Wanna fuck?
GF: Im tired, but hey its free use friday! Might as well.
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1.) A situation that occurs when, in a gathering of people or a crowd, the odor of smelly genitalia can be detected, yet not isolated.
2.) A situation in which one can smell unwashed, nasty cock and balls or rancid-smelling vagina, but the individual noticing said malodorous privates does not wish to name the person with the offending stinky genitals.
1.) Oh, God, Bert. Do you smell that? There's cungus among us!
2.) Frank rolled his eyes and simulated gagging when Gustav's cousin Gwen and her gaggle of friends strolled past. Then he whispered to Hank, "Don't sniff now, but there's cungus among us."
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What happens when you are playing among us
And then lose
Symptoms include:
Trust issues-
Anger-
Being an asshole-
Extreme use of the word sus-
Mentally scarring you for life-
Black: Hey I have "Among us syndrome"
Pink: What does that mean?
Black: It means
"Five minutes later"
Announcer: Defeat
Black: YOU STUPID PEICE OF SHIT I KNEW IT WAS CYAN I KNEW IT
Pink: Calm down dude
Black: YOU'RE ACTING SO SUS RIGHT NOW
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"POTUS" ("President of the U.S.") is widely used.
Since January 2017, when Donald Trump was inaugurated, the term has been re-interpreted by opponents of the "Duce-naranja" (Trump).
Proponents of this new term have argued that it is especially appropriate and somewhat sly because of its use of a Mexican profanity ("pendejo," which is usually translated as "complete fucking asshole"), which the POTUS would struggle to pronounce or recognize, given his hostility to Mexico and to any other nations or cultures other than his own.
According to a New York Times report (June 23, 2017), this new use of "POTUS" has gained popularity among opponents of Trump and others.
"que la chinga, el Pendejo of the US (POTUS) is a real pinche pendejo." and: "We had no choice but to create a new term, 'POTUS,' to refer to this payaso. All previous presidents were pendejos, to various degrees, but this is the biggest POTUS ever."
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Severe and total brainrot caused by hit game "Among Us" commonly shortened to "Amogus". AUB (Among Us Brainrot) is a severe condition that can lead to insanity. There are many symptoms including (but not limited to):
Seeing among us characters in everyday objects, Commonly using the phrase "sus" (short for suspicious), bringing up Among Us for no reason, having mental break downs from Among Us and Among Us related topics (usually in the form of saying something along the lines of "get out of my head!"), having panic attacks whenever the words "imposter" "sus" "among us" or "crewmate" are brought up.
These symptoms are not usually 1-1 and in some cases symptoms will mix and match with other symptoms. AUB is a non-reproducible condition (mostly), it an adverse side affect of a dead game making reproduction of the illness mostly non-reproducible. If you or a loved one experience minor AUB it is best to keep them/yourself away from others afflicted with AUB as they(possibly you as well) will work together to collectively speed up the brain degradation. AUB as of now is a uncurable illness, however time away from Among Us and Among Us related topics seems to be a temporary cure.
Person 1: "There seems to be an imposter amongst us"
Person 2: "GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!"
Person 1: "Wait what? What's his problem?"
Person 3:"He suffers from Among Us Brainrot (AUB)"
A make believe sitcom from the 1980's on BBS. Its about a mixup at the adoption agency and the Chester family has 3 new house guest. One is a psychotic girl who set a couch on fire, another is a a drunk run away teen who lived in an ally. And a young boy who believes he is a 42 year old investment banker, and wants to go out and get laid. Just the five of us is from Rockstar's 'Grand theft auto: vice city'
Why isn't just the five of us a real show?