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Shaun Chan Thian Shan

A human being sometimes classified as a log. He is not manly. This is confirmed by the fact that his girlfriend is manlier than he.

Does not drink very well. His girlfriend holds her liquor better by over 9000.
This once again proves that his girlfriend is manlier.

Runs very fast. Somewhat like a rolling log.

Can never find his way out of a haystack.

Person : Shaun Chan Thian Shan!
Shaun : *does not respond*
Person : *goes up and smacks him*
Shaun : *does not realise*

by Shaun's Awesome Friend May 21, 2009

9πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Mai-chans daily life

A hentai guro manga that is known for it's ending and how gorey it is.

Guy: Remember Mai-chans daily life?

Guy 2: Yeah. It was hot.
Guy: I agree.

by wdqdqwdwfcwqd January 2, 2022

3πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Channing all over your Tatum

Phrased coined by Jimmy Kimmel Live! On Oscar night, Sunday February 24 2013 in reference to a spiritual phenomenon in which you commit a gracious act of pleasure upon an object.

youtube "Channing all over your Tatum"

Example 1: β€œI see a pretty lady all across the bar, she’s smiles at me and gets right in my car and I know I want to Channing all over her Tatum”

Example 2: β€œIf you're pickin' up a latte at the coffee shop, and the lady puts whip cream all over top, then you know she just Channing all over your Tatum"

Example 3: It’s Oscar night and I feel blessed, I got Magic Mike and Django as my special guests, I wanna… Channing all over your Tatum"

by LoSho March 6, 2013

160πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


Oni chan I have dick

This term is used in Japanese hentai normally filming a young child with a fold man this man is ready to have sexual intercouse with the young child (which in the west is considered pedophile) this man is then told β€œoni chan I have a dick” normally the man is not phased by this and goes in for the tight pum.

Oh oni chan I have dick if you forget

OH THAT DOESNT MATTER LOVE
The man below is a know sex offender

by Dengplural December 9, 2019

23πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Channing All Over Your Tatum

Whatever the hell you want it to mean. It's not dirty. It's just the name of famous movie actor Channing Tatum.

I'm on ubran dictionary lookin' up some slang, I come across the meaning for KD Lang, and guess what, I wanna Channing all over your Tatum

by The Cunt Brothers June 19, 2013

106πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


Jackie Chan meets Peter Pan

Any movie exhibiting both mixed martial arts and flying people, as in "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon," "House of Flying Daggers," "Forbidden Kingdom," "Hero," "Curse of the Golden Flower," and so on.

** In order to be truly Jackie Chan meets Peter Pan, the characters must defy gravity to a hilarious degree.

Bob: "Crouching dragon hidden... what? What the hell is that about?"

Joe: "It's like Jackie Chan meets Peter Pan. It's awesome. Just shut up and watch."

by ThatsTooBad June 29, 2010

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


top ten onii chans of all time

you use this word to be sexier than ur moms house uwu owo

person 1: ur dumb
person 2: top ten onii chans of all time

by daddybunkins March 10, 2022