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When something awkward happens
Siobhan: Claire, You Walked in Dog Shit
Claire: Awkward Tomatoes
God, yeah, wow. There he goes again. Didja see it?
Hym "You see Piers Morgan had another Gender Studies Tomato-can on the show? God you guys are bad at that! You cannot defend your ideas at all. All the conservatives and/or conservative-adjacent media is doing is receding into solipsism and deflecting to the most absurd fringe of the people who accept of gender theory. Fuckin gender studies guy over there is like turtle on his back just floundering. You fuckin suck. You're not good at that. You're not good at defending any of your ideas. Your greatest champion is little squid-boy over there and he's not going to get the job done. He'll just ink poop, break even, and float away to bang pornstars. It's so much easier than you're making it look. I mean... Yeah, you're bad. Bad at the race stuff too.... Badbadbad..."
The act of moving your early season tomato seedlings to follow the sun for maximum growth potential.
Bob's tomatos benefitted greatly from him doing the Tomato Tango each year.
oh god plz help me WAAAAAAAAAAAwooper whooper whooper whooper jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP
freind: hey want some of deez?
me: whooper whooper whooper whooper Jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP
also me: *looks at friend*
also me from the also me: hey where did he go
friend: ah finally I'm in the backrooms away from this guy
also friend: * R E A L I Z A T I O N *
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The act of stuffing tuna fish in the vagina of an over weight ginger with an extraordinarily large puffy red exterior vagina, followed by eating her out.
Took a ginger home from the bar and gave her a tuna stuffed tomato, which was perfect because she was extremely overweight and I had left over tuna
"he likes banana and tomato sauce. What a freak!"
When you eat a takis, or anything spicy, then go down on a girl when shes on her period.
I really enjoyed my spicy tomato soup last night.