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1. (n.) an extremely unpleasant meal.
2. (n.) When a woman after taking a shit wipes back to front.
1. I thought your mom cooked well; this is a total turd taco!
2. Yeah, man, after we went to her place, and I was about to go down on her when I realized that she had a turd taco down there!
one that sodomizes with utter disrespect for turds residing within the colon, turds are rudely shoved to the side or backwards, in essence turds are bullied by the penis or phallus in use
1.turd, you had better move, I am comeing in
2.turd, get the fuck out of my way
3.last night was painful, I hooked up with some turd bully that donkey punched me
tur·key turd (tûrkee tûrd)
n. vulgar, yet humerous
1. The bowel movement that occurs the Saturday after Thanksgiving that is typically a minimum of twelve inches long, sometimes reaching lengths of over two feet. Typical fecal contents include digested turkey, stuffing, corn (intact), mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, gravy, beer, etc.
"This morning, I took a MONSTER turkey turd...I feel like a million bucks right now!"
This is the asshole who comes into the public restroom and just hangs out while you're trying to drop a deuce. He may just wander around, wash his hands, or fake taking a piss. However, his main purpose is simply to stand around and annoy you - possibly for his own sexal gratification.
Dude, I was trying to drop my daily deuce at work, and this turd burglar came in. He washed his hands for like 2 minutes before finally leaving in defeat.
Yet another name for a Homosexual Male.
Chris is a turd pusher, therefore he sticks his penis up other mens' bottoms.
When someone defecates and the fecal matter is so large in size it sticks out of the toilet resembeling an iceberg in the ocean.
At McDonald's someone defecated and it stuck out of the toilet like an iceburg turd
despite flushing the pan, a log manages to swim back upstream to welcome you the following morning
jesus fiona. we have a salmon turd yet again!