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When a girl tugs on your nuts and punches you in the face while yelling “yee-haw!”
Michelle gave me a West Virginia Taffy Pull last night and now my balls and face are tender.
When you come up behind your cousin and whisper sweet nothings in her ear while sliding your hand down the inside front of her jeans.
My favorite holiday tradition at the family gathering is the West Virginia reach around.
A Virginia shot glass is where u put a shot of alcohol most often whiskey into a womens vagina then proceed to drink the juice out of the vagina.
Dude last night i gave my girlfriend a Virginia shot glass and it tasted great.
When you’re about to fuck and you don’t have condoms on hand but there’s a tortilla in the pantry.
“Oh shit I don’t have any condoms on me” - Chick
“Don’t worry, I got some tortillas in the pantry - we’re about to Virginia Burrito this” - Dude
when one sticks his dick in the mason jar of moonshine then gives a "wet willie" with said, moonshine soaked dick, into someones ear.
Dude he just gave me a "West Virginia Willie!" Nasty!!
When a man take a woman's gaping asshole and proceeds to dump and assortment of fruits and alcohol into it. The man then consume the contents of the asshole after she sits on his face.
Damn baby, that Virginia Fruit Bowl you gave me last night was intense!
Max: Did Ed get his Virginia driver’s license yet?
Josh: His brother said he did, but I doubt it.