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When you take math, physics and chem HL in the IB.
Someone: What are your HLs?
Virgin: Uh I’m doing the virgin trinity.
No one: Nice choice bro!
Going out of your country for the first time.
Guy 1: Did you hear Tim went to Spain?
Guy 2: Good for him! He finally broke his international virginity.
Girl 1: Have you ever been out of the country?
Girl 2: Nah, but I want to break this international virginity SO bad!
A team of 3 unstoppable Virgins. They will and have fought their way through anything including but not limited too Hitler, Bill The Annoying, Peyton, Osama Bin Laden, Bill gates, and the DCEU justice league (excluding wonder woman) The 3 members are Jason the humor and more humor (Also known as Sandwich God, Tristan the humor and dumb ass (Also known as Sandwich Slave), and Noah the humor and serious guy (Also known as short and fat) Together these 3 protect the world from threats like G.A.P. while they work for S.A.P. and after it's downfall they start S.E.P.
Random guy: Who's are those guys dancing over there like dumb asses?
Other Random Guy: That's the Virgin Squad, they couldn't win in combat so they decided to do a dance off
Random guy: cool, assuming they won? No, they never do. They are dumb ass fuck. The one guy has a freckle fetish.
A person who claims to be a virgin, even though they have engaged in sexual intercourse numerous times.
Guy: "you really know what you're doing girl!"
Girl: "but I really dont, hehe, I'm a Virgin"
Guy: " So you're a Western Virgin"
A guy/girl who is well known for taking many people's virginities in an almost predatory fashion, and is often disliked because of this. In many fantasy worlds, goblins are regarded as evil, skulking creatures, taking things that do not belong to them.
Guy 1: Did you hear Dave took another girl's virginity last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, what's that, third one this week?
Guy 1: Yup... what a virginity goblin...
The person you are behind coming off an on ramp driving 15 miles an hour who is afraid of traffic.
I was stuck behind a mergin' virgin and nearly got ran over!
Being so much of a virgin, you contract virgin disease. This makes even others susceptible to becoming a virgin just by being near you.
It is said to have stemmed from the biggest virgin of them all, an Indian named Reece who likes to play S.T.A.L.K.E.R and Rising Storm 2: Vietnam
Philip: Man, you're such non-virgin Ethan!
Ethan: Thanks Genius Phil- What's that. Oh shit, that Indian man Reece. He has Virgin Disease. We better get out of here before we get Virgin Disease!