harpoon that whale

A call used in derogatory fashion to make a fat girl's presence known so everyone around can enjoy laughing and staring.

Literally, it means "Fuck that fat chick!"

"Harpoon that whale"

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Daddy Whale

It is the largest animal in the world,It dwells in the ultimate can,below it is the baby daddy whale, and below it is the blue whale. Its weakness is Dubstep, and its prey is gun bullets.

oh my gosh! my daddy whale just ate Canada, get the dubstep bumping!

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Whale Eye

The look one partner gives the other while performing fellatio or cunnilingus; looking out of the side or corner of wide eyes to assess the level of enjoyment.

Last time I hooked up with that chick I gave her a facial, this time she kept giving me the whale eye.

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whale belly

The noises your stomach makes when it's upset.

Those spicy wings gave me whale belly. Can't you hear the whale noises?

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Whale Wars

A tradition passed down from generations upon generations in which two young gentlemen partake in periodic challenges of whit and cunning. The two men wager upon how many "whales" they can "harpoon" in one night. In reality it's how many plus size woman they can hook up with at one party.

"Carson's bachelor party was pretty ridiculous last week. It started with taking shots and turned into a hardcore round of whale wars."

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Spear The Whale

To insert a 'spear' into a 'whale'.

Damn I speared that whale
Spear the whale Steve!

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submerged whale

When a girls underwear can be seen through he pants, because they are too tight.

Guy 1: Yo dude did you see Becky bend over?
Guys 2: Yeah man, you could see her submerged Whale!
Guy 1: Submerged Whale?
Guys 2: The next best thing to a Whale Tale, when you can see her underwear outline!
Guys 1: Ohhh!

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