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Ice Hockey players that see figure skaters as weak children wearing skimpy uniforms. You will most often see hockey people man-spreading on the ice. If you are not sure what they look like, they are compatible to a bow-legged gorilla when on the ice. They often say that they hate figure skaters, when really they are just jealous that them bow legged gorillas can't ever move like a glorious figure skater.
"Look at those dudes other there, they're such hockey people."
A fast paced game that comes from the original game, outdoor field hockey that originated in 1908. The sport of indoor field hockey is usually played on a court the size of a handball court but it has walls to bounce the ball off of. In this sport you may not lift your stick high or hit the ball. You can only push the ball and deflect it. You cannot lift off the ground unless you are taking a shot in the circle. There is a lot more bending and going down low because that's the way the girls who play stop the ball.
Mike: Dude are you going to Grace's indoor field hockey game?
Jeff: Why would I want to go??
Mike: All the girls bend over the whole game!!
Jeff: Sweet let's go
The craziest crane driver hockey obsessed mad man you have ever met. Often found hanging out in the forties field for 3 weeks at a time. The rest of the time he is usually hanging around ice rinks looking for that hockey fix.
Here comes Hockey Jambo again, look away quick, he might not see us!
Don’t go to hockey so u can hang out w me
Well you know what they say girlfriend> hockey
When you poop at family thanksgiving and it won’t flush, and there’s no plunger so you’re left with no other choice but to try and use the toilet brush in a desperate attempt to unclog the toilet while a line slowly forms outside as they wait to use the bathroom.
There wasn’t a plunger in there so I had to play poop hockey with the brush.
A game.
You need:
4 guys.
A rubber ducky.
Goal:
4 dudes sit naked in a square hot tub. They have to hit the opposing sides wall with the rubber ducky but only using air or water, no hands. The person who gets 10 in a row gets to pick who gets the rubber ducky up their ass.
“Hey come to the demolition derby & Hot Tub Hockey thing with me tonight!”
Punching someone in the throat.
Curtis: *being annoying*
Shilo: stfu I will hockey sockey you in the throat!
Tony: DAMNNNNNN!!
Curtis: *sits in silence*