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i was gunna have sex with this chick but i got a sleepy jackson
Famed officer of the Willoughby PD. Whether he tickets you or not, you'll leave the experience knowing you've been treated fairly and everyone's best intentions were kept in mind. When in doubt, Action it out.
Person 1: Have you met Action Jackson?
Person 2: Dude gave me a ticket and I thanked him for it. Then he had another officer give me a ride home. I'm so confused.
When a man puts bleach up a woman’s ass and fucks her up it so his dick come out lighter
Dude Jeremy received the Jackson Asshole from Shiela
No Way! I heard his dick is like 10x paler now
Some chick who lives in some part in Louisiana who dumped the total stud Seth Redondo Bc of her mental problems. Brunette with a goofy cowboy accent but we don’t mind.
Guy 1: oh damn man look it’s Kaitlyn Jackson
Guy 2: oh shit dude you should ask her to ride horses
If you are looking up this dude, you need to sit down and read every single PJO and HoO book out there. After that, we can both bask in the glory that is Percy “persassy” Jackson. Unless of course, you ship Percachel.
Percy Jackson is the best character of all time!
Hitlers child. He thinks he lives in a nazi lovin world. He loves to fish in the neighborhood and catch autistic fish.
“I was fishin in the neighborhood and i caught this huge fish and i started bitin me. i think it was autistic. “- Charles Jackson