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When two people Cum into each there kids assholes then put them in a adoption center
I finish my kids with The America Squirt.
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Stupidist game ever to hit the earth. I hate it with a passion. Games are so pointless and irritating. I hate anyone who plays this, well almost everyone. I hate it I dont like it I despise it. Who ever plays this is a Brad Seegert. And A cock head. If you dont know what a Brad Seegert is look it up, you smart ass. Same with cock head.
Like Thomass Bearin. He's a Brad Seegert, cus he has no job and all he does is play this stupid thing.
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The state of Wisconsin. Known to be inhabited with cheese-loving cheeseheads and badger-nuts. Also has some of the best sports teams in the country.
Home of the Tard Muffin (3rd definition)
Person1: Hey, I'm going on vacation soon.
Person2: Really where are you going?
Person1: The Icebox of America.
Person2: Oh, you're so lucky!!!!
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The 45th President of the United States of America.
The 45th, in my humble opinion, will be America's greatest mistake.
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A completely online US political party. Promotes candidates through online videos, live webcasts and blog posts. Does not believe in "real world" activities like: debates, conventions, meetings or personal appearances of candidates.
A candidate of Americas Third Party just posted another video talking trash about Obama hoping it will go viral.
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Something you shout at the police as they arrest you for getting drunk and starting fights at your son's little league game.
"For what? Arresting me for what? I'm not allowed to stand up for myself? I thought this was America. Huh? Isn't this America? I'm sorry, I thought this was America."
US Corporations are emerging as the new religion of the 21st century. Bow before the alter of finance, power, greed and corruption - where monetary policy replaces prayer, and redemption arrives only when Wall Street results exceed analysts' expectations.
CFO: "If we can successfully promote 3,800 full time staff to the Adaptive-NS contract position of consultant resource specialist before the end of the year, we should easily beat the street, and I have every expectation this will be reflected in the common stock - well before the "B" Options expiration's date."
CEO: "That means a bonus equivalent of almost 25 million before the end of the year? Am I correct?"
CFO: "Yes sir. Indeed, you are correct."
CEO: "Well then, let's get those staff "promotions" completed before the holidays. Can you do that?"
CFO: "Yes sir. I already have a meeting scheduled with HR."
CEO: "Gold Bless America!"
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