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I'm over 30, and I don't work at a grocery store. I'm acting like an adult.
make it stop please jk never gunna give you up never gunna let you down never gunna run around and dessert you never gunna make you cry never gunna say goodbye never gunna tell a lie
person1: the act of having to live
person2: dont click on that
person1: why
person2: its a rick roll
the act of having to live it sucks
Where one ignores the phone when a unpopular person calls, so you dont have to suffer the grief of the other popular kids.
"Aww man XXXX is ringin me, should I do an Act Of Cannings?"
"Yeah, hes such a loser"
When someone finally get a win and they act like they been doing it
One win and don’t know how to act
When two men dock and one cums they make sure the jizz goes into the others urethra.then the second man cums both loads of jizz while still docking
Tim and Edward docked together last night,Tim jizzed in Edward’s breading and then Edward proceeded to jizz after.creating a cannoli sex act
Under strict legitimate international law one has the right to defecate in the pillowcase of all and any persons that, without a warrant, screenshot ones content, whether the content was privately or publicly shared
Person 1“Hey, do you have a warrant for that screenshot?”
Person 2: “no?”
Person 1: “Under Act #34 of the international screenshot protection rights I’m allowed to shit in your pillowcase”
Fashioning actions after an idiotic politician.
I voted the guy in and now he is acting like a Nunes, a real ass that doesn't care about what is important to me, just himself while wearing that shit eating grin.