like real

Yeah right. As if!

Jeff: "I'm going out on a hot date tonight."
Matty: "Like real!"

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Like a Toyota.

To get wildly out of control or really drunk.

Dude 1: "Man, I had a rough day lets get drunk"
Dude 2: "You wanna get wild tonight?"
Dude 1: "Like a Toyota."

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Like A Virgin

Like A Virgin is a phrase that refers to a man's penis being so large that once he penetrates a female/male that the feeling is simultaneous to when the female/male has lost their virginity. In other words the penis is so large that the area penetrated is once again "deflowered."

His cock was so big, when we fucked, I felt like a virgin.

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Deep-like

When you post a photo and/or comment on Facebook and one of your friends likes a comment contributed by another friend on that post. This is fine, and encouraged, unless the deep-liker does not Like the original poster's photo and/or comment as well. This is hurtful to the original poster and is a big endorphin killer.

Johnny posts a picture of his cute dog on Facebook and Kimmy 'Likes' a comment on the the post provided by another friend, Carly. Johnny is like, "WTF? Kimmy deep-liked Carly's comment about my dog, but she doesn't like my picture of the actual dog? WTF, Hey!"

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Like Fucking

The act of "Likeing" every comment, wall post, photo, etc.. on someone's Facebook page

I spent like an hour last night "Like Fucking" the shit out of that girl. Get the fuck out!

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like bruh

when someone just doesnt know how to fucking human right

dumbass: i dont know how to breathe

dad: DID U JUST ASSUME MY GENDER, LIKE BRUH!!???!!?!!

dumbass: i hope im adopted

this isnt a good example get triggered

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looks like

is an example of

This is what democracy looks like! (You obviously don't know what democracy is or should be. Here is an example of (real) democracy!)

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