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Host of television show Man vs. Wild. Bear Grylls is know to be the manliest man to ever walk the planet. He has been known to eat fruit from bear feces and sleep in a carcass. Bear Grylls is definitely the toughest man on earth and is the epitome of greatness and manliness.
Bear Grylls can win a fight with a lion with one leg and no arms.
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Used in reference to somebody of great authority or of a greater social rank than you.
A wordblazed outword gang lockin' lo' down the back street of a grubby estate:
Timothy: Whaddup, papa bear?
Kieth (an individual of greater authority): Not much.
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The Chicago Bears are a professional American football team based in Chicago, Illinois. They are currently members of the Northern Division of the National Football Conference (NFC) in the National Football League (NFL) and the current National Football Conference Champions. The Bears have won nine Professional American Football league championships (eight NFL Championships and Super Bowl XX) trailing only the Green Bay Packers, who have twelve. The Bears have the most enshrinees in the Pro Football Hall of Fame with twenty-six members.
The club was founded in Decatur, Illinois in 1919 and moved to Chicago in 1921. From 1971 to the present, save for the 2002 season, the team has played its home games at Soldier Field in Chicago. The stadium is located next to Lake Michigan and was recently remodeled in a controversial modernization that has attempted to bring stadium amenities expected by today's fans to a historic Chicago building. The team also has a fierce, long-standing rivalry with the Green Bay Packers, with whom they have played over one hundred seventy games.
On February 4, 2007, the club will be playing in its second ever Super Bowl. The club will take on the Indianapolis Colts in Super Bowl XLI. This will be the club's twelfth NFL Championship game.
Also, I find it necessary to add that the Bears are the 2006 NFC champs, and that all you people who doubted them are "fucking stupid". And also, when they wint the Superbowl, you will all feel even more stupid, and us Southsiders will be in a feeling of ecstasy.
Instead of worshipping God, why not worship da bears? ditka ditka chicago bears
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Gay bear, who should be the "man" in the relationship, but prefers anal domination and subservience.
John said, "yeah he might have a beard, but he's a total bottom bear. He's never played pitcher in his life."
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After making love to your bear, you quickly spray them in the face, targeting the eyes, with your semen, giving you time to escape.
"Before I came, I started bear macing my partner and shot out the door while he was stunned"
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a BEAR... its an animal.. im surprised after all those definitions noone mentiioned that
omg he got eaten by a polar bear in canada
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When your friend is so drunk he must cling to you with legs and arms like a Koala bear to stay upright
Guy 1..."I don't remember the concert at all last night."
Guy 2..."Yeah, you were koala bearing my ass all night."
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