feel a bit kev

The mental state of preferring being comfortably pantless while playing videogames from your couch over attending some social event.

A: "Hey man, wanna hang out later?"
B: "Don't know yet. I feel a bit kev today."

Bit under the leather

feeling a bit under the leather: having practiced too rough of a sado-maso sex session the night before and feeling the consequences the next day and the day after (especially at work).

Mark: "Hey Geena, all good?"

Geena: "Not too bad, I guess"

Mark: "You look a little tired or something..."

Geena: "Ya... still feeling a bit under the leather.
Chuck's been an animal couple of nights ago. Got blisters on my knees and ankles... anyway, how was your meeting with so-and-so earlier?"

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8-bit eyes

When the brain sends signals to the tear ducts due to the excessive focus of your eyes on any 8-bit graphics causing your tear ducts to release enough fluid or "tears" to keep your eyes glossy. Also dilated pupils may be involved. You will also notice a slight change in your vision due to the minimal amount of tears shedding on your eyes.

"During gameplay on tetris for the Nintendo Entertainment System, my 8-bit eyes started to appear and it became noticable to others sitting around me."
Note: 8-bit eyes may look similar to anime characters during their glossy eyed moments.

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threepenny bit

Cockney rhyming slang for "shit"

"I ate bad food and got a terrible case of the threepenny bits"

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Vwum vwum bit

The sound a baby makes while it's gliding through the Corona madness in Walmart on the bottom of its mom's cart, biting peoples big toes as he speeds by

Vwum vwum bit, lemme through me and mama got a date with Coronacation.

Do Bits Society

When it’s too early for sex so you just end up doin’ bits.

“Did Eyal join the Do Bits Society?”
“The man is CEO and Chairman. He’s doing bitttttts with Megan.”

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Fit bit of kit

Good looking and well heeled lady.

Fit bit of kit Marilyn Munroe Meagan Fox Jessica Beil Mila Kunis Mia Farrow