Similar to "bumping uglies", the act of sexual intercourse between two offensively unattractive people.
-Did you see her go upstairs with that fatass?
-Yeah, they're probably bumping hideouses.
When two turtles have rough, gay, anal sex.
Aw man I saw Bumping Turtles last night. it was so sexy.
When a person is going so slow the only thing you can do to resolve it is tap their bumper with yours a bit.
That fucker is going so slow
Give him a bumper-bump
Good idea *tap*
Hey! He started moving.
1. Bumps caused in girls hair after wearing a ponytail for a long time.
2. Ugly bumps in hair.
1. I shouldn't have worn a ponytail the day of prom because now I have bad pony bumps.
2. Cassie tried curling her hair but it turned out to be a bunch of pony bumps.
inhaling substances off someone's long finger nail when no other substance accesory is available
Becky, with her long acrylic nail, spooned the substance out and offered Bob her pinky nail to inhale. She asked "want a hooker bump?"
1. When two girls intersect legs and rub or 'bump' their lady parts in a sexual motion.
2. When two girls rub and grind their dripping wet pussies together.
Those girls are totally going home to spider bump.
A little bump of whatever respective substance one may be doing. Usually the size of the body of a daddy long legs.
Hey man could i get a spider bump of that fire ass shit you just got.