my dick died can i bury it in your ass?

A retorical question directed usually towards woman, but in some cases asked male to male. meaning that you want to sodomize someone.

jim: hey baby, my dick died can i bury it in your ass?

random woman: no!

jim: please?

random woman: ...fine.

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dieded

Internet-language for died

Often used in the comments on sites like 9gag, when the post is about someone who did something dangerous and could have severely hurt themselves. Frequently, when someone uses "died", he will instantly be corrected to dieded"

May also be extended to "diededed" or even longer and more exaggerated forms.

(someone does a backflip and fails, a video of that gets poster as a gif on 9gag)

Comment #1: Did he die?
Comment #2: *diededed
Comment #3: *diededdeathdedded
etc.

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deucey dutz du du deuce du di du

This and other variations are what one generally says after shit-boxing a tent with friends.

(Water bottling the blunt afterwards is optional.)

Kid in tent: "Deucey dutz du du deuce du di du"
Friends: hahahahha
Kid in tent: "dudi deucdeuc di di du deuce"
Friends: hahahahaha

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dieded

Scientific Term~
Someone or something that is dead, dying, alive but dead on the inside, or just not living in general (i.e. attached to a life support machine). Often used by Scientologists, Scientology, and Tom Cruise. Using this term gives you +50 int.

Jebus Crist dieded, therefore he is both dead and alive... Like a zombie...

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who lives who dies who tells your story

The saddest song known to mankind duh. Alexander Hamilton dies and everybody cared but just couldn't show it while he was alive except for Eliza and Angelica. Also the last song in the Hamilton playlist.

Who lives who dies who tells your story... *Burst into a rampage of tears*

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DFIIYLI™ {di-fii-why-ehl-ai}

DFIIYLI™ {di-fii-why-ehl-ai}

D.F.I.I.Y.L.I. - Don't fight it if you like it!

This is our life's greatest motto. If you want to do something, just do it. Don't fight it if you like it! :)

www.facebook.com/DFIIYLI

A: Dude, let's drink tonight!
B: I don't wanna drink. I'll just go with you guys and might go home early.

(After a few hours, they all got drunk and wasted.)

DFIIYLI™ {di-fii-why-ehl-ai} - Don't fight it if you like it!

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Dieded

Dieded means when you laugh so hard you can’t breath so you dieded

Bro I saw the video and I dieded

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