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When attempting to spit chew-less tobacco in the toilet while taking a shit and failing terribly, and hitting your dick/balls instead.
After a long day at work, John dip deuced because he was so tired.
Originally created by Drillpoint's BITTER1, this term has come to mean to include the act of passing by a large garbage pile by pure chance and finding something really cool that is still in decent shape, taking it home, cleaning it up & basically acquiring free goods.
Mark: "Wow! I scored this AWESOME dumpster dip today!"
Jamie: "Is that some kind of ice cream?"
Mark: "Clueless..."
What you call it when someone is eavesdropping on your conversation and offer advice that is not requested. It is usually a means to get them introduced into your conversation.
Bernice: So, Mike finally brought up us having a baby! I am so happy!
Bertha: That is so wonderful! Do you think he'll cut back on his work hours to be a daddy?
Waitress: Well, if you ask me, I wouldn't have a child with a man who thinks his job is more important than his family, honey.
Bernice: Who the fuck asked you - Honey? Mike is my pimp and I'll do whatever he tells me. Now fetch me some more coffee. I like it black!
Bertha: Me too! And stop dipping and chiming like a spoon and a bell - Bitch!!
Just like skinny dipping except you’re kinda chubby
Let’s go thick dipping Friday night it will be a double full moon if you know what i mean
Where one dips their genitals into an iced beverage, preferably of the tropical variety (eg. a coconut, mai tai) before partaking in the act of docking.
“We decided to spice things up a bit, so obviously we went for a dip and dock”
Giving a blow job while having a baby
The first thing my child seen was my balls cuz my bitch gave me the dip and rip
When a woman lowers her pelvis over someone’s face so that her vagina almost touches or touches the persons face. Female version of teabagging
She taco dipped the shit out of him!