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Dooshbag-ocrasee 1.A form of governance in which total control of daily affairs is controlled by douchebags. 2. The management and leadership team of Ashland Incorporated, and specifically Jim O' Brien.
Example: Man, Ashland Incorporated has been run into the ground! Absolutely. The Douchebag-ocracy likes it that way.
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sam palazzola.
fucking douchebag :
my fathherr.
a phyco mother fucker.
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A person who unfunny dumbasses think says offensive thing and only says they're jokes when the don't land, but in reality they were always jokes and your just the group buzzkill
That Schrödinger's Douchebag said hippity hoppity women are property and only says its a joke when I get offended.
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Someone who wears sunglasses, even when it's dark outside
Guy 1: Isn't Kyle such a Mr. Douchebag?
Guy 2: Yeah, he always wears those sunglasses, even when it was 2 AM!
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someone who spazzes a lot and acts like a total douchebag. usually a jerk, has no life, mean, and brainless.
"wow Jacob E is such a spazzing douchebag!"
"i know right!!"
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Seniors in highschool who go hard on the motherf*cking paint in their favorite class, Gym. They are loud, extremely obnoxious and have little or no actual athletic talent.
Freshman: Those douchebag seniors playing man, every time someone scores its just five more minutes of shouting before we can start playing again.
Freshman 2: Yeah, it sucks, they're such douches but we're gonna be like that in 3 years....
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A person who makes a grand gesture of deriving pleasure from a small detail which was the not original point of the image, sound, or situation in question.
G: Did you notice the bee that landed on the wall in the sex scene?
S: Whatever, punctum douchebag!
Roland Barthes (famous philosophical and linguistic writer and purveyor of French orgasms) is the ultimate punctum douchebag.
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