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To jerk off, masterbate, relieve yourself sexually, jerk it till you cant work it, putting on some vaseline and greko-roman wrestling your penis
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When a man deposites a pearly white steamer into the eye of an unsuspecting skank and she covers her eye and is fish hooked simultaneously
After a night of serious drinking and rock bottom trivia... GiGi walked in on Ben giving Margo a one eyed marlin.
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1) During sex, actively experiencing or attempting to imagine an out of body perspective allowing you to watch yourself having sex.
2) An extremely realistic sexual dream in which you were not participating as your self. You watched yourself having sex from another person's perspective.
The pleasure was so intense I couldn't keep my eyes open, so I three eyed raven'd myself over the bed watching the action.
Last night I three eyed raven dreamt that the firefighter came back and banged me.
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being awoken only to find an erect penis in your face, during this startling event your eyes become crossed as you jump backwards letting out a high pitch sound that is reminiscent of a field cricket
Bro she's been cross eyed cricketed so much then only thing that will fix that vision is a pair Joe Paterno's glasses.
That ho was reaching for the gas pump as I spun for a Danza Slap....it ended it the Cross Eye Cricket
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The wide eyed stare of people captured in an image from Google Maps. The faces have recently been blurred however you can see they are frozen as they watch the google camera car drive by.
I was looking at the Google Street maps for my city. Everybody was all google-y eyed just staring at the car while it took their picture. What a herd of deer!
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To be wide awake, not tired... old western slang
Woman: Baby are you tired?
Man: Nah, I'm bright eyed and bushy tailed
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a large turd with corn in it, usually left in a public bathroom for the next unsuspecting person.
there was a yellow eyed brown trout swimming in the toilet
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