cricketed

Is when you just had amazing sex the night before and reach out in the morning to touch base and receive nothing but silent chirps. You’ve been “cricketed”.

Angela : how did it go with the Russian whore last night ?

Anthony : I thought it went well but I have been texting her and no response , I think I got cricketed.

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not cricket

Meaning for something to be dodgy, wrong, or unfair.

Based on Cricket being a gentlemen's game, fair play is expected.

dude 1: My wife cheated on me with like six other men. :(
dude 2: That's just not cricket man! :S

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*crickets*

The sound of silence. In wilderness areas during the still of the night, all that can be heard is the sound of crickets chirping.

"I asked him where things stand on the contract. All I heard was.... (crickets)."
"She promised to give me a progress report last week. Since then --- *crickets* "

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cricket

A game of skill and gentlemanly conduct where everyone hates the Australians equally.

Not those Aussie cunts again!

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Cricket

Cricket- is someone who either talk shit about you , feel jealous of you or take you as a threat to always starts drama with you.

Hating ass bitch

Cricket =hater

Crickets chrip all day , as soon you walk by them . they seem to shut up.

Sometime crickets need to be ignore because they need attention

In case you dont know what it mean, you a hating ass bitch

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cricketing

The movement of a girls legs rubbing together when she is extremely horny and can do nothing about it, similar to the movement of a crickets legs when they chirp.

Did you see the girl in mythology class? she was cricketing the entire class period. i wonder what she was thinking about.

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crickets

-to make a joke that no one laughs at.
-after someone says a lame joke, it's as if you can hear the "crickets" because no one laughed.

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