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emos are gay's the fuck each other, bite their penis moan about being shot in the balls.
Let's say that dick-licker is a emo.
Dude: I was walking down the street and I saw some wierdo, he was wearing black and had hair covering one part of his eye.
Friend: Next!? Tell me!
Dude: Hold on to your dick, I got my foot and kicked his nuts soo hard I heard a *CRACK* and there was blood coming, I dragged him into my car boot, shut the lid and drove to some dark alleyway. Next I tied him up to some dumpsters, I took out my BAZOOKA and shove it up his gay ass shot. I survied cause I rule :D
Friend: *shouts*FUCK EMOS, GAY BOYS SUCK
Crowd: YEAH! *shoots walking emos*
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emo is a steriotype of a person like a chav in a way most emos just feel neglected or unwanated and slit there wrists for the sake of it but other emos can do it to feel wanted. The way they act reflects on the music they listen to such as rock punk. Most chavs hate emos and judge them.
chav: wot u lookin at lil emo freak
emo: nuffin just a waste of space!
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People who suck their own dick (penis)
Jacky the emo sucked his own dick again last night
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A fag who wants attention, true some girls are hot but mostly they have small petite breasts, they also have low self-esteem which makes it easier than normal girls to manipulate. Common side effects equal depression, moaning writing gay ass songs which will never get you anywhere other than the local bar.
Here's an example of an Emo: Paulyheartcore: shes constantly been raped since she was 6 and her mum is a heroin addict her dad used to rape her and her sistrer but he dies from cancer. shes tried to kill her self so many times. she says im the on;y thing keeping her alive and it cuts me pretty fucking deep to know that. it took her 3 years of knowing me to tell me that
I would lol @ him irl
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Emotional person or attention seeker. The generalisation that has come to the "emo" society is stupid, they have no clue how to create there own style and have fun, they slot in nicely with the million others. Allthough the name is stupid the steriotype is completely reasonable. Most people are just trying to get along with thier lives and do it there own way, it is hard when every catagory of personality is steriotyped, people cant be who they want anymore. We need to cut everyone some slack and stop the deprecation.
emmo people are dressed in black with a splash of white. emo people have radical and crazy hair cuts.
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Wondering what an emo is? simply picture this... a teenager aged from 12 to 17 (usually look about 7-9) who have either black, red, purple or other weird colour of hair, usually in a slanted 45 degree angle across the face who actually enjoy reading depressing poetry, hating life, wearing black and stripy clothes(kind of copying moshers), standing completely still at gigs and forming bands with no sense of rhythm or originality. Also, women emo's sometimes aspire to look like a man as to seriously embarrass anyone meeting them who can't figure out what sex they are... they tend to only hang around with other emos or try to hang around with moshers and hate anybody who does not see the world through their selfish, ungrateful pussy eyes.
P.S. Be carefull, if encountering emo or listening to emo conversation cover your ears and run as they usually enjoy pointless unfunny randomness which to us sounds like the insane ramblings of a mental patient who quickly realized that boiling water is hot. But to them it serves as almost a complex second language in which they can have in depth conversations about how much they hate being like others that's why they're emos and how those africans are all starving like dirty conformists.
emo boy: hey there monkey fish
emo girl: Nola my funky sadnessfriend
emo boy: I've got 2 tickets to go see slit my wrists mass dyeing suicide would you like to go caeser chicken salad face?
emo girl: sure i've had the urge to stand around for 2 hours completely still listening to music that sounds like all the other bullshit bands i like.
emo boy: thats good then maybe afterwards we can read some poetry and make sure we look and smell the same as all the other non-conforming emos
emo girl: that sounds awesome gorilla banana Julius
emo boy:fishmonger boats horizon
(carries on in endless loop until one needs to top up on eyeliner)
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