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planet fitness pants are the skin tight, almost see through latex pants worn by overweight women that work out at planet fitness. these women of course have no business wearing anything that revealing/tight in public but because they're working out (or just came for the free pizza) they feel the urge to show off their flabby, cottage cheese bodies like they are supermodels
damn man, check out the planet fitness pants over there! watching this lady's jelly rolls do cardio is soothing like watching waves crash on the beach.
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Larry Elder's AM radio friendly euphamism for "the shit hit the fan."
When Ross Perot said "You people," when speaking to a primarily black audience, the fit hit the shan.
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The act of one bro (or bros) making fun of someone for not lifting as much as them even though one of them is more fat than fit themselves.
Justin: you can't lift as much as me, you're such a bitch
Alex: you're just fit shaming me because you're still fat even though you go to the gym 6 days a week
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A 'place' owned by an ignorant coward idiot who voted for Trump.
She hates anyone who isn't white and American.
Emily Miner Fitness banned me for no legit reason.
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an older man who's looking good for his age!
doesn't have to be really, really old. fit middle aged men usually fit into this category.
"richard gere, patrick swayze, liam and noel gallagher,
johnny depp, etc... well old man fit!"
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When watching the season finale of American Idol and throwing a bitch fit when your favorite doesn't win.
"Lee won?"Person 1
"Ya man but don't do it,"Person 2
"I'm going to do it,"Person 1
"Do what?Person 3
"Oh no he's going to throw an Idol Bitch Fit,"Person 2
"OMFG Crystal freaking Bowersox should've won.I'm going to write Simon Fuller,"Person 1
"Don't do it,"Person 3
"I'm doing it!Dear Mr.Bitch Fuller..."Person 1
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Agreed. Emo girls rock. Unforunately for myself I am not an emo boy so I can't get emo girls. I'm not deep (read: pretencious) enough.
Me: Hey there
Fit emo girl: Your hair isn't over your eyes and you're not listening to HIM/My Chemical Romance. I don't like you.
Me: Damn you emo booooys!
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