Five Guys

The burger chain whose name is based on the fact that you produce as much poop as five guys after consuming their hamburgers.

Man I ate Five Guys the other day, and for a whole day afterwards I shit as much as five guys.

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Low five

In sports, this is the act of slapping the behind of a teammate or competitor.

He gave me a LOW FIVE when he passed me in mile seven of yesterday's marathon.

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five footer

a nasty ass bitch, who is five feet tall, and enjoys giving sloppy blowjobs in bathrooms, as well as other various sexual activities with anything that moves, including pickle tickling nerds in public places.

friend:
"don't tell me you fucked five footer again last night."
response:
"hey, i was mo high/drunk... and I made her call me Santa"

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Five in The Pink, FIVE in the STiNk!

When a girl (normally your little sister)bends over and sticks her young plump ass in the air. She scoots her knees close to her elbows and puts her face in the dirt while you and your friends take turns punching her in the anus and vagina simultaeneously. Best if done with an in/out piston like motion.

Double fisted whammy fucker. I tried it for the first time in Iceland.

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put five on it

To place five American dollars on a dime ( small ) bag of marijuana. Usually used as a contribution towards the total sum of the marijuana.

Lupe did you contribute towards the weed? Why yes, I put five on it.

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five thirty five grind

the looong distance between the 1:40pm and the 5:35pm editions of neighbours. eagerly waited out by most sentient Britons.

- What you up to this afternoon?
- Nose to the five thirty five grind-stone, my friend.
- Fancy a quick drink?
- Well...

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five-head

The original definition from the late 1980's characterizes those late teen-age and early twenty-something males with a prematurely rising/receding hairline.

Dude, what happened to you last summer? You went from a forehead to a five-head.

Huh?

Your hairline is receding...you look thirty.

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