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I told her that if she took a shower first I’d lick her French Roommate.
A French nub is a person commonly referred to as Jules and is French. The definition states that they cannot eat baguettes not cheese
Jules cannot eat cheese or baguettes so therefore he is a French Nub
To find or hire a French nun is to contract a prostitute for the sole purpose of making out. The "French" part of the phrase refers to the kissing of the same name, while the "nun" part refers to a long-archaic double entendre wherein "nunnery" could refer also to a house of prostitution.
You'll find me in Paris hiring a French nun - I feel like brushing up my kissing skills.
To aquire a large portion of drugs or money by the sale of drugs. Typically refering to marijuana.
"Hey ill be right back I need to run a French errand"
Person one: "Bro, howd you get all that money?"
Person two: "Oh you know, I ran a French errand"
A french cleat is when you shove a spikey shoe in your partners ass on a soccer field in Paris.
I totally gave this girl a french cleat and she loved it.
A colloquial word for nudes derived from Cambridge, England.
You: Can you send french prep?
Your girl: sure ;)
When your mindset is all about making kids and thinking this is an exceptional accomplishment in life but you count on others’ taxes to pay for your social welfare so you can have time to post pics of yourself on instagram together with today’s quote from self-called philosophers in order to teach the world.
Oh, i don’t want to date this guy, he doesn’t have a french mindset as he is all about earning money with work while i make more money than him with the government money coming for my two kids. I d rather post a pic of my legs in a shitty sports car to try to hook a guy with $$$