half a g

$500 dollars, half a thousand dollars, five hudred dollars.

Ispent half a g on this couch.
They tried to charge me half a g more on that ^%$#.

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Half a Wing

500 grams of cocaine. Half of a brick/kilo which are usualy refered to as birds in da hood

"Im not looking to sell that much so front me a half a wing for some short money."

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laugh and a half

1. Something extremely funny, perhaps causing an unusual amount of laughter.
2. A sarcastic term used to make fun of something.

Can also be spelled 'laugh-and-a-half'.

"Dude, did you see that crippled guy roll off the handicap ramp and flip over when his wheelchair ran out of battery power? Oh man, was that a laugh and a half! I'm so glad no one heard me cracking up there."

"So I went to that new restaurant that's been on every other commercial lately. I paid 15 dollars for a shrimp platter that only had 8 shrimp on it, and the rest of the dish was just lettuce and garnishes. Yeah, that place is a fucking laugh-and-a-half."

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Half-Virgin

When a guy has inserted his penis into his partners vagina for the first time, but doesn’t cum. He is considered a half-virgin because he hasn't fully experienced sex.

I almost lost my virginity, but I just couldn't cum, at least now im only half-virgin.

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half an eighth

A sixteenth of an ounce

"Half an eighth of dried magic mushrooms is a good amount for a first trip"

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half in the wrapper

The top of the bell curve of one's drunkeness. One usually mentions to a friend, often off-to-the-side or discreetly that they are "half in the wrapper". This usually occurs long after it's apparent to casual observers.

The point at which the downhill slide to passing out is inevitable.

Wrapper refers to a blanket or comforter one seeks in the last moments when there's nothing left to do but curl up and pass out.

Check it out! Brian's trying to act all cool with those chicks but he's half in the wrapper.

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Half Baked

Half baked is A funny movie for and with stoners. Dave chapple, #1 comedian is also in it which adds more laughs.

out take from half baked.
(scarface)Your titty popped out
(Thurgood)Now thats what i call a titty

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