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You: “how did we get here?”
Me: “dO YoU HaVe 90 MiNuTeS?”
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That baby has been here before! — The recognition of worldliness in the eyes and posture of a baby or young child. This preternatural awareness indicates that the child hasn’t forgotten much between the death in the last lifetime and the reincarnation into this lifetime.
Though largely belonging to the religions of the book, African American Black culture, low key, accepts reincarnation as a metaphysical possibility.
Young boys who carry themselves in this way are given nicknames like “Half Man”.
They are also called Li’l + (a name). So there will be a Big Mike and a Li’l Mike, for example.
Most little boys named Michael are bad; and, little boys who attract bad boy names HAVE DEFINITELY BEEN HERE BEFORE.
People who fulfill this definition are charismatic and have a lifetime of adventures.
Interestingly, this behavior is encouraged in boys; but, not in girls which leads to predictably bad outcomes in both situations.
In the disco era, a song called: There but for the Grace of Gods described the birth of “…a little girl with a crooked smile” who does not come to a good end because she is smothered by overprotection.
The opposite of this is adventurous boys who end up at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Surviving these adventures whether you are a man or a woman earns you the moniker “Old Head” meaning: not only have you seen a lot; but you have lived to tell about it.
And maybe people should both listen to and learn from your experiences.
Li’l Mike only lets girls with big breast lift pick him up. That baby has been here before!
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I don’t know man. We’re both asking the same question but will never find the answer.
John:I’m gonna look up shark to find out about what they are what they’re living conditions are for my own information
*looks it up*
John: why is everything on here related to sex
How to describe a girl that has buck teeth.
That girl loves to get buck in here.
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guy:how did we get here
me:DO YOU HAVE 90 MINS
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Do you have 90 minutes?!
Then come on down to the Jacksepticeye How Did We Get Here tour.
*Wakes up in field*
“How did we get here?”
“DO YOU HAVE 90 MINUTES”
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If u are tying to tell someone something important you must say (especially if he is or posses a naitan) you say listen upa here aNAITAN in a slightly asian accent, but you must grunt the naitan.
Naitan: d00d h4l0 is t3h r0x0rz its b3tt3r th4n g34rs
Me: Listen upa here aNAITAN, gears requires aim and halo just requires fast reflexes!
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