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Where one male can insert his penis into another males anus, as the penis is inserted, the other male clinches his butt cheeks, bends over and runs. Imitating a flying kite.
He clinches my penis in his butt cheeks and bends over and starts to run, treating me like a "Human Kite".
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that guy who always has food around
Dude, are you a human fridge? It's like you always have beef jerky around.
Free from COVID-19 vaccine genetic manipulation.
Hundreds of thousands of people have been genetically reprogrammed. There aren’t many organic humans left.
someone who's not thinking out of the box, who's not creative enough to think of solution to resolve something.
only relies on rules and limited conditions
This matter is really urgent to resolve in a very short time, we couldn't rely on her, she's not creative enough to resolve this. She's a human-robot.
When two butt plugs are attached to each other with a chain then are inserted rectally.
Both of you get on your knees next to each other, I'm going to turn you into human nunchucks.
If we can find two butt plugs we could attach them to each other by a chain and turn those girls we met tonight into human nunchucks.
when an ugly person wakes up after a night of sex only to realise that they are in not holding on to their lover but in fact holding their gnawed off arm. thus making them coyote ugly
ugly betty: that was a lovely night wasnt it?
*realises she is talking to an arm*
ugly betty: fuck! not again! im just a human jawtrap
The act of infinite spooning, where participants sit/lie as if doing the oops upside your head song. But comfy. No dancing required. The only boundaries are your imagination.
Hey, we'd be more comfortable if we bust out the human spoonipede! Everyone sit down and get involved!