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Hufflepuff Common Room

A word synonymous with the well known and ever feared friend zone. Hufflepuffs are known to be friendly and the only prominent girl Hufflepuff mentioned in Harry Potter is Hannah Abbott and the rest seems to be guys.

Guy 1: So how'd it go?
Guy 2: She said she just wanted to be friends...
Guy 1: Ah tough break. Have fun in the Hufflepuff Common Room.
Guy 2: Hey, Ernie MacMillan is great guy and I love all the plants.
Guy 1: Keep telling yourself that.

by Justin Finch-Fletchley October 10, 2012

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Emergency Room Drunk

The kind of serious drunk you get on New Years Eve or Saint Patty's day. So drunk you have to go to the Emergency Room due to alcohol poisoning or injury

Look at that chick with the puke in her hair,passed out on the hood of her truck. She's not just drunk, she's emergency room drunk!

by the Villager November 24, 2010


dining room table

A total ignoramus when it comes to debating or discussing logically during a political discourse

Congressman Barney Frank : "Trying to have a conversation with you would be like arguing with a dining room table."

by yankhadenuf September 12, 2009


room full of vampire

a drawfee character that is just a room that full of vampire and also a normal dude in there for some reason .

ex: today on drawfee Julia is gonna draw a room full of vampire ...yayyyyy

by little blue blob February 2, 2021


Locker Room Talk

Any manner of conversation that polite society dictates be held privately - with small groups of like-minded, similarly gendered peers - due to its sexually charged language, situations or innuendos.

When the girls all met up for cocktails on Friday, Gertrude really wanted to tell Chloe and Francine about the threesome she and Nancy had with Jimmy last weekend, but Nancy convinced her that a fancy uptown bar wasn't the place for that kind of locker room talk.

Through the walls Tom could hear his teenage son and his friends talking excitedly about who was going to get laid first and he smiled as he remembered that kind of locker room talk from his own youth.

This one guy on the train kept talking to his friend about getting a blow job in the bathroom at Chili's last night and he was really loud so finally I barked at him to "Save the locker room talk for somewhere else!".

by dylanfreak007 March 29, 2017

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LMAOOOOOOOOOO room temperature

The ultimate Flat Earth argument, if used, completely nullifies the use of any sort of logic or reasoning in support of the globe.

Logical Human Being: The Earth is round, we have significant bodies of proof in support of this, as well as overwhelming evidence against Flat Earth and nearly all other surrounding theories.
Flat-Tard: LMAOOOOOOOOOO room temperature
Logical Human Being: *Breaks down mentally as every bit of logic he has ever known is rendered useless. Dies.*

by P35 September 19, 2018


locker room loiterer

the act of using locker rooms as a hang out and for purposes other than changing clothes and showering.

Did you see that man in the YMCA locker room? His dick was so old and decrepit.

Man, thats gay as hell. I thought I told you to stop being a locker room loiterer.

C'mon dude, he was flossing his asshole with his towel and blow drying his ballsack.

That doesn't matter.

by TwentyFiveToLife February 16, 2011

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