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waffle jump

Abrupt change in topic of conversation or thought through triggered words

It comes from the idea that men's brains work like waffles, everything has a category.

Where as a woman's brain works like noodles, everything is connected.
When I man tries to think like a woman, he has to jump waffles squares to keep up.

Vickey: what's a good resturant?
Sam: have you been to that new Chinese place on main?

Vickey: I FORGOT TO PAY MY SUBCRIPTION TO WOW
Sam: woah waffle jump much?
Vickey: sorry you said "main" which made me think of my main character on WOW which reminded me I forgot to renew my subscription

by paleandmale May 25, 2014


Scoob Jump

A Scoob Jump occurs whenever someone yells “Hey Scoob, Do Scoob Jump” toward Scoobs. He is then obligated to perform a pencil dive like jump in the air, no matter the circumstances.

Hey Scoob, Do Scoob Jump”

by Cheese172636 May 11, 2021


Smurf Jump

Shooting a rocket at your feet without jumping, resulting in a rocket jump with minimal height. Often used in the pocket soldier rollout.

Instead of going for a normal jump, I used a smurf jump to garden him.

by dogdayboy April 3, 2021


Ditch-jump

Similar to leapfrogging, when one drives a car in a ditch to move around a second car

Trenton’s trunk was in my way, so I ditch-jumped him.

by margophantom June 29, 2020


Jump math

Math usually for retards or people "slow" at learning. Kids that do jump math always get bullied by there esl teacher that makes less than 20k a year

Wow Kevin dose jump math he's probably a retard

by Kevinfjdjdjf December 6, 2017


Jumped the couch

See also
jump the couch, or jumping the couch

Bizarre behaviour or statement(s) of a formerly beloved celebrity recognized as the exact moment when the world realizes this person has lost touch with reality and their popularity plummets.

Inspired by Tom Cruise's behaviour when he tried unsuccessfully to convince the world of his mutual , non-transactional, hetero love for Katie Holmes.

See also "Jumping the Shark" as the original idiom, which was coined in 1985 by Jon Hein in response to a 1977 episode from the fifth season of the American sitcom Happy Days, in which Fonzie (Henry Winkler) jumps over a shark while on water-skis. The phrase is pejorative and is used to argue that a creative outlet or work appears to be making a misguided attempt at generating new attention or publicity for something that is perceived once to have been widely popular, but is no longer.

See also Matthew
McConaughey's Oscars acceptance speech at the 2014 academy Awards.

Update: See Will Smith at the 2022 Academy Awards.

Oof Will Smith really jumped the couch last night with that shit he pulled at the Oscars.

by Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy March 28, 2022


jump sticks

Cocaine packaged in sherbet straws to disguise it for smuggling.

"Hey, I got a few jump sticks in past security- you in?"

by scribeofpnakotis January 28, 2018