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The act of using Myspace, Facebook, or Twitter hours a day, in the name of being more social, at the expense of actually being social.
You don't have any friends.
Yes, I do, I have 300 friends on Facebook. I'm social.
No, that's social masturbation. Maybe you should go to a party or something.
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Giving ones self the dutch rudder in order to avoid the guilt of blowing a load and becoming impure. This way it can be claimed you have not hammered on yourself. In the line of weird ways to avoid impurity, it is below soaking.
I was about to mormon masturbate before passing out when Jane walked in and told me she was down to soak.
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(v.) to derive excessive pleasure by dominating a conversation, usually through bragging and a demonstration of extreme knowledge of a subject, lording it over other people
Dan couldn't stop verbally masturbating to Incubus; he even asked me what "A Certain Shade of Green" was about, despite knowing for a fact that I had never heard the song.
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Getting fingerd whist wanking off your man!!
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The act of having sex or doing sexual things with someone so similar to you, they could nearly be called a clone.
Andrew: Ah man i just slept with Jessica!
Dave: What?! She is exactly like you! You look and act like you could be the same person!
Andrew: I know, it was some serious Narcissistic Masturbation!
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Sleep, specifically referring the brain's cognition during the act of sleeping.
Person 1: How was AP Chemistry today?
Person 2: Man, I was so bored, I ended up doing some unconscious masturbation.
Person 1: That's pretty cool, bro, I did some unconscious masturbation myself during Spanish class.
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you blow your load into a cup and mix it with a Kool-Aid Singles. masturbaid is the result.
"i'm thirsty, dude. go get your mom. i want her to suck my cock and make me some masturb-aid."
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