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A sex position in which the girl sits on a bathroom sink and the guy strikes a Captain Morgan pose at the point of penetration
I walked in on my friend doing his girlfriend Captain Morgan-style the other day
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an amazing wonder full girl that i am in total love with she is beautifull drop dead sexy
Morgan Ablett makes me soo happy i couldnt live with out her
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He is a mangish mun hoo lieks 2 go pley in z mudd at t zoooo
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When a dude is accused of sexual misconduct in the workplace and then loses his job. Stems from Morgan Freeman's fall into national scrutiny for his alleged sexual harassment of women.
- Dude, did you hear? Our boss, Nathan got Morgan Freemaned!
- No way bro, did he grope the secretary again!?
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1. A fictional character from an alchoholic beverage. Deprived of a black haired eye patch wearing pirate, but the actual captain has not been seen until...
2. CAPTAIN MORGAN! Ryan Costis, resident in Washington. He attends school and enjoys hanging with his wench, working on his new boat (thus leaving his old boat in dismay) and abandoning his 1st and 2nd mates
1. Captain Morgan was here!
2. CAPTAIN MORGAN IS AS GOOD AT MAKING LOVE AS HE IS MAKING RUM!
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Well she can be nice to the people she wants to be nice to, but at times she could be the fucking devil, she never gets heart broken she will always break hearts. She for someone reason “Hates dating” probably because she’s shit at it, but apart from that and her having good friends, she’s a alright person
Oh god Someone just pulled a evelina Morgan on me
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A woman who's a co-host of X Play and has a new feature in FHM magazine. She appeals to the horny male; age 18-34 demographic that G4 is trying to net because of her T&A, which isn't even all that. She knows nothing about video games, and is just another annoying personality.
Most gamers drool over her because she's a girl who plays video games. Guess what kids? There's no chance you're going to get her. And if you're tuning into X Play just to see her.. Then you're looking at it for the wrong reasons.
You should've stuck w/ doing Windows tips on The Screen Savers Morgan. You're no gamer.
Christ, Morgan Webb doesn't know shit about games and isn't even remotely funny. Adam Sessler on the other hand, is entertaining and knows what he's talking about.
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