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maggie needs a cactus up her ass.
One who deserves pain in the gluteus Maximus such as the person (maggie) who needs to be told, you need a cactus up your ass
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Phrase mostly used and originated in South Carolina. To mean some one needs you to advance themselves or try harder, so it becomes beneficial to them or another.
Roger: dang i missed this weeks homework again.
Joyce: c'mon now! thats the third homework assignment u've missed this week...I'm a need you to do better
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Every assholes go-to excuse for ignoring you so they could play games and talk to other people.
You: Hey, I really miss talking to you!
*five hours later*
You: Oh... I guess you don’t feel the same way.
Them: Sorry, I need to sort out my life.
Self explanatory really.. what else are you looking for in a wife? Good sex? Good sandwich marking skills? Or what have you.. etc etc
Girl a) LMFAO when will all these crazy new sayings from pete laan end? 🤣
Girl b) hopefully NEVER! Lmfao fordayzzz over that shit. And all his silly pout selfies.
Then he goes on Instagram and posts 'what else do you need in wife?' directed at his beautiful girlfriend Ambeh Rose 💞
Comical stuff really.. oh pete laan ahah x
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i need2 snipes is a term used to define a failure sniper that has needs to snipe
micheal i need 2 snipes
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When you are extra gay, and are feeling extra horny.
Bob: "Oh my look at his dick, I need it in my add now ohhhh". Austin: ME TOO!!!! Both: I NEED DICK IN MY ASS NOW.
Typical (usually teen) melodrama where nearly every episode includes the phrase "There's something I need to tell you". The "something" usually involves a previous lie, backstab, pregnancy, or other misdeed.
"I can't believe I just watched 7 episodes of 90210 in a row!"
"That's pretty sad... what do you think is wrong with you?"
"I don't know... I think I'm addicted to "There's something I need to tell you" dramas."
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