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The "Quantum Bullshit Interval" or "QBI" is the longest possible distance between two cars where you are still unable to turn/merge safely between them. The QBI only seems to manifest when you actually need to be somewhere on time, or when getting somewhere sooner would be a great convenience.
Were it not for the train of cars all locked at the Quantum Bullshit Interval, I would have made it to work on time.
Now that I can spot and point out the Quantum Bullshit Interval, my road rage has increased exponentially!
Trump's glorious wall being built by YUGE hands, AMAZING hands, GINORMOUS hands to keep out the heathen invaders coming here to steal 'Murican jobs.
Instead of progressing the country, we're building the great wall of bullshit.
A nonsensical degree of bullshit that doesn't even apply in hell.
The Karen walked up to the car and started spewing all sorts of hell bent bullshit.
man tell me why twanisha dog ass always playin by my crib, she on dat bullshit
When there is dialogue or silence in the beginning of a music video
Hey let's listen to I Knew You Were Trouble by Taylor Swift
Yeah but make sure it's audio only as the video has Music Video Bullshit
Sometimes known simply as "TCB", this is a common phenomenon which occurs in Richmond, VA (and sometimes the Bay Area of CA). Similar to being Munsoned, it involves having unbelievably bad luck, typically caused by one's very hubris backfiring tremendously months after the fact, always in a "first world problems" manner. The typical minimum value of "Typical Carreras Bullshit" is $1,000 USD or "50+ Mark/Andy/Oliver hours", but this is the low end. Sometimes involving low-level "get rich quick" schemes of limited viability and profitability. Symptoms of Typical Carreras Bullshit can exacerbated by either 1) THC 2) Being Married or 3) having to be somewhere on time.
Example 1)
Person 1: Man, you look bummed, what happened?
Person 2: I just got a call that a car-sized piece of my ceiling caved in....2,600 miles away.
Person 1: Hah! Typical Carreras Bullshit!
Example 2)
Person 1: What's up, man? You look upset?
Person 2: A City I don't live in is suing me for the color of my house I painted 7 years ago.
Person 1: Poor bastard...sounds like some Typical Carreras Bullshit.
Example 3)
Person 1: How's the BMW treating you?
Person 2: My ex-wife stole it, and when it got returned to me, it got booted and I sold it for parts.
Person 1: Jeezus...you sure do enjoy some Typical Carreras Bullshit, don't you?
When someone makes you an offer that may look okay with some good points, but really... its stuffed with Bullshit!
My employer gave me an offer for a 6% raise this year with 10% matching 401k. However, I do have to shave his asshole and wax his balls, talk about Bullshit Cordon Bleu